Real Headlines (via Debby Flynn)

Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists)
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1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
6. Farmer Bill Dies in House
7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
8. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
9. Stud Tires Out
10. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
11. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
12. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
13. Eye Drops off Shelf
14. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
15. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
16. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
17. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
18. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
19. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
20. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
21. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
22. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
23. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
24. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
25. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
26. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in '84
27. War Dims Hope for Peace
28. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
29. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
30. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
31. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
32. Deer Kill 17,000
33. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
34. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
35. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
36. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
37. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
38. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
39. Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
40. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
41. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
42. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
43. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
44. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
45. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
46. Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
47. Air Head Fired
48. Steals Clock, Faces Time
49. Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
50. Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
51. Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
52. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
53. Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
54. Include your Children when Baking Cookies